What do clouds wear under their shorts? THUNDERPANTS.

A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds: A Wife wanted. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine.

For a couple years I have been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I am tired because I am overworked. The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million Are in the Armed Forces, which leave 16.2 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And you are sitting at your computer reading jokes.

Thank you @Harleyman. This was great. There is also a joke about wool making its way through, from the sheep in Australia, through al the people working on it, until it becomes a suit sawn by a Taylor. The question is from what do all the people named live as the person did not pay for the suit?

A physician an architect and a politician argue which profession is the oldest. The physician says obviously a doctor as Eve was created out of Adam's rib. The architect says that it must have been an architect as all was created out of chaos and only architects can do that. The politician says: " You are all wrong! Who do you think created the chaos?"

That is exactly correct, it is the politicians that create chaos...

Yeah! The problem with political conventions is the acoustics: No matter where you sit, you still hear the speeches!

Oh, now that was clever @zaphod. Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? Because it is a little meteor.

What was the favorite number of T-Rex? Ate!

They were watching a TV soap opera, and he became irritated by the way his wife was taking it to heart.

This is good! Now what about this? If you cross a skunk with an owl, you don't know what you get, but it will smell terrible, but it will not give a hoot!

An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks." A British doctor says: "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks." A Canadian doctor says: "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks." A Nigerian doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You guys are way behind...... We just took a man with NO brain, made him President, and now the whole country is looking for work.

Harleyman, I really liked the one about being tired because you are over-worked. That was funny! But, I going to stay on here and read jokes. I will help you out come Monday!

Thanks @dphifer, I miss not having jokes posted on the game page, but oh well, you cannot fight city hall !!

@harleyman: This site now has over 1000 visitors. Do you think we could make it as stand up comics. May be @dphifer could be the straight person and you and I the jokers. Let us see what @dphifer will bring to the table. What about this as a joke for today; A politician consults a psychiatrist. After the interview the psychiatrist says to him: " I have good news for you. You don't have a complex, you really are inferior!".

Actually, someone did refer it as standup, I believe it was @King of Hearts. I am sure it is going to catch on eventually. May have to give it more time.

To start the weekend. Edith is divorcing her husband because he had an affair with Kate. The lawyer asked her: "Do you have grounds for divorce?". "Yes". says she "He can't have his Kate and Edith too!"

Oh, a little tongue twister huh?

I like your new avatar: Yes, I like play on words. I have a beautiful play on words but it is in French and also needs some knowledge of the southern way of pronouncing French. If you wish I can e-mail it to you An other example of a French play on words: A sign at a French lumber yard: "COME SEE - COME SAW"..

You must of read my mind, I was just going to ask you to e-mail me.I believe we will be able to communicate more freely in e-mails !