I am trying. Thank you for compliments. Coming from you it is most welcome.
An other play on words: A ghost walks into a florist shop, looking for a reincarnation.
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. 
Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they will use all their fingers.
I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let us start with typewriters.
You Know you are a Hick Jedi When... -You ever heard the phrase,
The dictionary is the only place where
You know you are a Hickjedi When...-- You have ever used your light-saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
This site has now many visitors, but only a few seem to want to post. Yet jokes are ubiquitous and most people have at lest one favourite which could be posted. One of my favourites is: "A boy scout comes to a meeting with a black eye" Akela asks him: "What happened to you?" The boy scout responds: " As the good deed for today, I was helping a little old lady across the street. " Then how come you have a black eye?" "She did not want to go!"
That one smacks of humor !!
You know you are a HickJedi When... - Your Jedi robe is camouflage. 
You know you are a HickJedi When...- At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
You know you are a HickJedi When...- You can easily describe the taste of a Ewok.
You would be surprised of the many that do not know or remember a joke, so they visit to read ours. That is okay with me, at least we are being noticed.
"Shoot low sheriff, they are riding Shetlands."
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
What is the last thing that goes through the mind of a bug when it hits a windshield? Its butt,
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.
What do sharks say when something radical happens? JAWSOME.
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