Hey Harleyman and Zaphod, I have not been on the joke forum in a few days but I saw your comments to me when I said Funny Jokes 
All I can say is, "I calls them like I sees them! Meaning Funny HA HA HA HA! I like you two guys - do not know why Just kidding! I like people who make me laugh! Keep them coming!
All I can say is, "I calls them like I sees them! Meaning Funny HA HA HA HA! I like you two guys - do not know why Just kidding! I like people who make me laugh! Keep them coming!
Fizzbut, what does IMHO mean?
@dphifer: Thank you. If we can make, with our jokes, your life happier, we are happy to oblige
A sign at a laundry: "Ladies, leave all your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time"
A sign at a pub: " Thirst come - Thirst served"
Sign in a restaurant window: WANTED, Man to wash dishes and two waitresses"
I agree with you, I hate the apostrophe problem on here. And, since jokes are supposed to be told on the forum why can we not get a comment button like on the card playing site? So when I like a joke I can click and say, "Good One", or "Funny" or whatever. Yuri, are you seeing this?
You guys are tooooooooooooo funny! Got to go now, but will read more jokes and catch up on all I have missed the next few days. Have a happy evening!
Have a happy evening!
You know @zaphod, this forum is turning into quite the place to be nowadays if you want a break from the monotony. 
Deciding to throw a fortieth birthday party for his wife, a man ordered a huge cake from the bakery. Over the phone he said: "The message I want is,You are not getting older, you are getting better. The baker assistant said: "That is a lot of words. How should we arrange it? After a moment, the man thought, and then the man said: "Put,You are not getting older at the top,You are getting better at the bottom." OK," said the assistant, making a note of the inscription to give to the baker. Come the day of the party, friends and family travelled from far and wide. At the height of the celebrations, the birthday cake was unveiled. The wife was greatly embarrassed to read the message on it: "You are not getting older at the top; you are getting better at the bottom.
Well today the game was not so nice, I am 3 moves away from 147 and it is driving me batty !
Denise IMHO in my humble opinion
"Do you think I shall live until I am ninety, doctor?" "How old are you now?" "Forty." "Do you drink, gamble, smoke, or have you any vices of any kind?" "No. I do not drink, I never gamble, I loathe smoking; in fact, I have no vices." "Well, good heavens, what do you want to live another fifty years for?"
"I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt the fingers of somebody."
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She is 97 today and we don not know where the hell she is.
You know? You can't breathe through your nose if you stick out your tongue!
Now! Pull back your tongue. You don't have to believe everything you read!
Clever wordage @zaphod !
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