. Knock Knock
. Knock Knock
Knock Knock! Who is there? Litle old lady! LITTLE OLD LADY WHO? I did not know you can yodel!
@harleyman: It is lonely on this site. Should we split?
Yes, I was thinking along the same line. It is too bad @Pabaldy kinda put a kabash on telling jokes, however, he is not in control of the site.
That's right; he's not in control of the site, nor would he claim to be. he was just expressing his opinion. I agree with him and I would guess many others do too.
The idea of telling jokes on the forum does lack something. I am not opposed to the telling of jokes in the comments IMHO. I suppose in the interest of some sort of game etiquette one joke a day might be suitable?
You know @fizzbut, I have noticed that the game page has returned to the old days and is mundane, somewhat boring, and lacks luster it had when jokes were told. Unfortunately, one joke does not suffice and leads to others. I have noted that the banter between myself and @King of Hearts has stopped. 
@harleyman: Specially dedicated to you (pun intended) Says the beaver to the tree: 
t was nice gnawing you?"
t was nice gnawing you?"
Real cute @zaphod 
Well, this game, #2626, was a bear. All I could get down to was 2:00 and 151 moves, by far one of my worst played yet.
An Old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg.
3 old man sit at a bench talking about aging: Says the 65 year old: "Yeah, my stomach is not as good as it used to be. Earlier I ate a good breakfast, a mid morning snack, a nice lunch, something in the afternoon, roast beef and mashed potatoes for supper and a piece of pie with ice cream and milk before going to bed. Nowadays after I finish supper I don't feel appetite for the bed time snack. Yeah, my stomach is getting weaker." Says the 70 year old: " With me the feet are getting weaker. See the hill there about 300 ft. high. Earlier I could get to the top in one go, Now I have to take a breather halfway up. Yeah, my feet are getting weaker". Say the 80 year old: " I agree. last night I crawled over to my wife's side of the bed and she says, you old pig, you were here an hour ago! Yeah, my memory is getting weaker!"
Hee-hee
Funny jokes!
@dphifer: Funny peculiar of funny Ha Ha?
Thank you @dphifer, I love how you feed our egos.
A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her hard glances and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in hurry and not a happy camper about the slowness of the line. Then the cashier called for a price check on a box of soap, the woman remarked indignantly, "Well, I will be lucky to get out of here and home before Christmas!" "Do not worry, madam," replied the clerk. "With a good tail wind and that brand new broom you have there, you will be home in no time."
An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks,
A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time. The following day she was being interviewed by a local TV station, and the commentator asked about what it felt to be married again at that age and would she share part of her previous experiences, since it seem quite unique the fact that her new husband was a
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