What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? A bear faced lyre!

I invited a teddy bear round for dinner yesterday. I offered him some food but he said no thanks I am stuffed.

A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a baby bear in the front seat. "What are you doing with that bear?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the bear again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that bear to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"

These are new jokes to me. Where did you find them?

Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: "I have been here five years. I am not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows." Second Bull: "I have been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I am keeping all my cows." Third Bull: "I have only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I am keeping all 10 of my cows." Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they have ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp. First Bull: "I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend." Second Bull: "I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I am certainly not looking for an argument." They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting. First Bull: "Son, do not be foolish -- let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it." Third Bull: "Hell, he can have all my cows. I am just making sure he knows I am a bull."

@zaphod, Best Marriage Jokes...

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I would like to ride in that there airplane." And every year Martha would say, "I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." One year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I am 71 years old. If I do not ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance." Martha replied, "Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars." The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I will make you a deal, I will take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I will not charge you, but if you say one word it is ten dollars." Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They landed and the pilot turned to Stumpy, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you did not." Stumpy replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

Thank you for the source.

One day, while strolling down the boardwalk, John bumped into an old friend of his, Rob, from high school.

The neighbors thought it was odd, but 93 year old Morton was dating again. One Monday morning Morton woke up with a funny feeling that something important happened last night. It was during breakfast, that Morton finally remembered what it was. He had proposed to his date Greta. But what she answered he just could not seem to remember. Morton picked up the phone and dialed. Hi Greta, said Morton, I have a funny question for you, do you remember last night when I proposed? Oh my gosh gushed Greta, I am so glad you called, I knew I said yes to somebody but I just could not recall who it was!

It is funny that sometimes you can post using the coma over a word and not have the &...

Sam goes to the doctor for his yearly checkup.

comma !!

I dont exactly know if you can avoid it. I usually edit again my postimgs and eliminate the confusing and type the wole word like

Well I'll try this..

It did not work for me !

Any posting you want to alter, just press EDIT and then you can make any change you wish. After making the chnages press SAVE CHANGES

Thanks, but I knew that, I generally do my editing while writing the post, in case I miss something I will hit the edit...