An engineer and a mathematician shared an apartment. Their kitchen was equiped with an electric stove, and every morning someone had placed a pot of water on the back-right burner so they could make coffee. They both knew what knob turned on this burner. One morning the engineer came into the kitchen and found the pot was on the front-left burner. He got out the stove's schematics and followed the wiring diagram and finally figured out which knob turned on this burner and he then used that knob and made the coffee. The next moring the mathematician came in and also found the pot on the front-left burner. He moved the pot to the back-right burner, thereby reducing the problem to one which he had already solved.
Patient, nervously: "I am a tipi !, I am a wigwam ! Psychiatrist: "Relax,... you are two tents."
Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Why do golfers carry a spare pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one. 
Hello James,good joke. When is our first performance as stand up comics? Will I come to Oregon or do we meet in Vancouver. I have access to a night club which would give us the space but without pay. What do you think? BTW. My son is getting out of hospital this morning. Did you also notice that I shaved off 20 points from my SC score. 
@zaphod I do not know about doing stand up comedy, my material is not original, and I would love to come to Vancouver. Happy to hear your son is getting out of the hospital You are becoming more and more able to reach low moves, that is awesome !
You are becoming more and more able to reach low moves, that is awesome !
I had about 75 years to practice it.
Now you are giving away your age(ha ha)
It was never a secret lol
Well LOL ! such a comedian...
I keep telling you we should capitalize on our joint trove of jokes
Q: How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Q: What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? A: Pull down its genes. l
Q: How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? A: Romeostasis
Q: What did the femur say to the patella? A: I kneed you.
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? A: H2O cubed. l
Q: How did the blonde define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam? A: Fear of utility bills. l
Q: How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
Enough for one day? Now to go and tackle the daily puzzle!
Maybe we should capitalize our trove of jokes, we just keep, keeping on !!!! You funny guy
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