Why couldn't the plumber get a date? He was a real drip! 
Why did the plumber retire early? He was flushed with success!
Why did the plumber start dancing? He knew a little tap!
Why did the plumber fall asleep at work? His job was draining!
Why was the plumber depressed? His career went down the toilet!
Why are plumbers good at poker? They know how to get a royal flush!
Changing the subject: An auto mechanic received a repair order that read:
What kind of dreams does a plumber have? Pipe dreams!
What are a plumber's favorite shoes? Clogs!
What is a plumber's favorite vegetable? Leeks!
Why do plumbers wear yellow suspenders? To keep their pants up. Why do plumbers wear green goggles? They make turds look like pickles!
Little Johnny came home after spending the afternoon at the lot next door where a crew was building a new house, his mother asked him what he had learned while he was there. "Well," he replied "it is a damn bother when those damn idiots at the lumberyard send the wrong damn stock and every damn thing has to be returned. On top of that, the damn plumber put the damn pipes for the damn sink on the wrong wall." "That is enough young man," his mother interrupted, you know you are not allowed to use that kind of language, "Just wait until your father gets home." When his father arrived home his mother told him about the kind of language his son had used. "That is disgusting," his father scolded, "You must be punished, go and get me a switch from the backyard." Little Johnny replied, " No way that is the damn electricians job."
A teacher wanted his students to improve their spelling skills. So, he decided to have each of them come up to the front of the class and tell the class about their fathers
An electrician gets into a hardware shop and asks the shop assistant: "Do you have a four volt, two watt lamp?" "For what?" "No... two" "Two what?" "Yes" "No"
I exhausted all my funny bone ontent for today. More tomorrow
Pretty funny ones there @zaphod !!
A carpenter drops his saw from the roof of the house he's working on. It cuts off the ear of the Polish guy working below him. The Polak climbs down and asks, "Has any one seen my ear, I had a pencil in it?"
A priest and a carpenter were on the roof of the church repairing it. The carpenter hit his thumb and excalimed, "Damn it! I missed!" The priest looked at him and said," You know one of these days God will strike you down." The carpenter appologized, and went back to work. A few minutes later, The carpenter hit his thumb and excalimed, "Damn it! I missed!" The priest looked at him and said," You know one of these days God will strike you down." the carpenter again appologized, and went back to work. a few minutes later, He hit his thumb again, and yelled," Damn it! I missed" Before the priest could say anything, a bolt of lightning hit the priest. as the carpenter looked around, he heard a voice say," Damn it! I missed!"
A priest, a carpenter, and an army man all go up in a plane. The priest says lets all throw something out the window. So the priest starts by throwing a bible out the window. Then the carpenter throws a hammer out the window. Then the army man decides to throw a gernade out the window. After they throw everything out window the priest goes down to see what happened. He goes up to a kid that is crying and asks him what happened. He says a bible fell down and hit him. Then the priest goes up to another kid thats crying and he asks what happend. The kid says a hammer hit him. Then the priest goes up to an old man sitting in a lawn chair laughing and asks what happened. The grandpa says I just farted and the building behind me blew up!
Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some four by-twos." The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four." "All right. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
If you find any problems or if you have any suggestions or enquiries please feel free to contact us
New game in
Copyright © 2006-2024 SolitaireCraving.com. Terms of Use - Privacy Policy
