Thx Veronica, you may be right about the bear, I have posted over 480 times so it easy to forget...
A man and his pet bear walk into a bar. It is about 5pm, but they are ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my bear." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the bear falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you cannot just leave that lyin there." To which the man replies: "That is not a lion, that is a bear."
WTG @zaphod !
A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a baby bear in the front seat. "What are you doing with that bear?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the bear again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that bear to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"
Thank you James: I am only at 135. I am plodding along. Usually I only devote about 1 hour to SC. Today I keepm up e-mail contact with my daughter in law as my son had surgery forv rectal CA and in between I keep repeating games. I don;t look at clues and just try to figure out the moves by repeating the games.
Good for you @zaphod !
How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!
How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !
My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What is that? Ouch!
Teacher: What is the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife! OUCH!
Double ouch ! Hey you, at 126, WTG so far !
It is time for animal jokes now. We could also continue with jokes about various occupations. We had no plumber jokes as yet.
Here is one to start! A doctor had a backed up toilet and knocked on his neighbor
And to top it, as I am in good mood today: Somebody broke into the police station and stole the only toilet in the building. Right now the cops are anxious to apprehend the perpetrator but they have nothing to go on.
5. A plumber was called to an upscale apartment in New York City to repair a leaking pipe. Upon arriving, he found that the woman was dressed provocatively and seemed to be hovering around him. After a while, the two became a little friendly and things got heated between them. At around 5 p.m., the phone rang and she hurried off to answer it, returning with the bad news that her husband was on his way home. She said,
A neighborhood cesspool was leaking, so Joey and his assistant Bobby come out to fix it. Joey dives into the filthy, stinky pool and comes out in a few seconds, covered head to toe in human excrement.
The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him,
A plumber took a job at a house with a large dog and a parrot. The owner, sensing the plumber
There was a story of a plumber being called to a doctor's home to do some work. After working for about an hour, the plumber gave the M.D. a bill for $200. The doctor said, "Good Gracious Man! I have been to medical school and residency and have been practicing medicine for over 20 years and I can't charge that kind of money!" The plumber smiled and said, "Yeah, I couldn't either when I was in practice. 
Good collection James. Thank you. I wonder if Donna and Veronicarose will add also.
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