Q: What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up? A: Fog. 
Q: Why dont meteorologists like to dine out on the moon? A: The moon has no atmosphere.
Q: What did one raindrop say to the other? A: Twos company, threes a cloud.
Q: What do clouds want to be when they grow up? A: Thunderstorms.
Q: What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have? A: A very dry sense of humor.
I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
Q: What did the Cyclone say to the other Cyclone? A: I have my eye on you.
Q: What are Cyclones with a central dense overcast over the eye called? A: Cyclones with cataracts.
Q: What do you get if you a cross a card game with a cyclone? A: Bridge over troubled water.
Q: What do cows produce during an earthquake? A: Milkshake!
Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake A: You crack me up!
Q: What is an Earthquakes favorite song? A: "Shake, Rattle and Roll!"
I keep alluding yo it. Can you imagine how we could do this type of dialogue, in a rapid exchange of quips, one of us beig the straight andv the other the funny guy. We could beat Abbott and Costello!
Abbott and Costello indeed !
Are the differences between Americans and Canadians in terms of they talk A) Canadians say zed, Americans say zee, neither is sure exactly how to say x. B) Canadians love the letter U and in typical British fashion use the letter U willy-nilly as in honour, labour and valour. C) Canadians speak English, Americans speak American - there are innumerable differences that can and do fill dictionaries. One of the most notable differences is that Americans cannot spell: gonna woulda shoulda ain;t!
Pronunciation: Canadians say
There are differences between invention and marketing: Canadians invented the telephone (Alexander Graham Bell), television (Reginald A. Fessenden), the zipper (Gideon Sundback), the music synthesizer (Hugh LeCaine), and basketball (James Naismith). Americans love all those things and have made multi-billion dollar industries out of them.
Very i n t e r e s t i n g !
Why is a polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice!
Have you ever hunted bear? No, but I have been shooting in my shorts!
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