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by harleyman » 2013-06-13 13:21:04 #8139

I give up!! I have tried everything but the kitchen sink, it just is not working for me !! Good night. tongue

by harleyman » 2013-06-13 11:49:21 #8140

BTW, i did get down to 130. tongue

by harleyman » 2013-06-13 12:36:02 #8141

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!" tongue

by harleyman » 2013-06-13 13:26:43 #8142

The game today and I am one move away? tongue

by harleyman » 2013-06-13 13:54:44 #8143

OH YES, I HAVE MY STAR !!! tongue tongue tongue

by zaphod » 2013-06-13 16:02:01 #8144

WTG. I have not as yet looked at the game today

by harleyman » 2013-06-13 16:32:09 #8145

@zaphod, follow the clues given, they are pretty good this time.

by harleyman » 2013-06-14 06:13:09 #8146

@zaphod, do you remember yesterday moves? What do you do at the end to get the Jacks and Queens to move in such a way that does not create more moves?

by harleyman » 2013-06-14 06:46:03 #8147

Where there is a will, I want to be in it. I do not suffer from stress. I am a carrier. tongue

by harleyman » 2013-06-14 07:33:12 #8148

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Madam, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" "Why, officer?" asks the blonde. "Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed." "Oh my goodness," exclaims the blonde, "I must have left my baby on the bus!" tongue

by harleyman » 2013-06-14 07:43:14 #8149

There was once a snail that was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datsun 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S". The dealer asks, "Why the S?" The snail replies, the S stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know whose driving." Well, the dealer does not want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee. The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they would say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!" tongue

by dphifer » 2013-06-14 10:02:21 #8150

I like all your jokes, both of you, but the one about the old man and the pond was really funny! And so was the S-car go! I have not heard them before. Congrats on getting your stars!

by harleyman » 2013-06-14 10:38:38 #8151

@dphifer, thanks, I thought they were pretty funny too. Yes, finally getting the hang of the clues given in getting low moves. smile

by zaphod » 2013-06-14 11:07:06 #8152

I shall loo it up and post or email you. Sorry I was busy the whole day and only came home now.\.

by harleyman » 2013-06-14 11:12:58 #8153

@zaphod, not a problem, when you are busy, you are busy. Taint no thing. tongue Catch up to you later.

by zaphod » 2013-06-14 11:37:26 #8154

Important was to switch the 7s before the flip. You remember to put the red 6 on 7S (right pile) and after the Q 6C comes up which goes on the pile followed by 7C then move the 7 from the right pile on the first, then flip at 73, K comes down J and 10 you leave. next comes down 7H put 6 on it, 5H goes up., 6S comes down and then you wait till the end and then put the cards up backwards until I believe JD is the last - bingo = 128.

by harleyman » 2013-06-14 12:48:36 #8155

Thanks, I went to the game and tried to follow clues left. Too much trouble.

by zaphod » 2013-06-14 13:00:01 #8156

I feel the same about todays game. Too much trouble to improve on score and I have better things to do also.

by harleyman » 2013-06-15 06:08:04 #8157

Well, the game today is a doosie. Cannot get the moves down. sad

by harleyman » 2013-06-15 06:10:39 #8158

After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor! Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers. (P = the problem logged by the pilot.) (S = the solution and action taken by the engineers.) P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order. P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent. S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground. P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That is what they are there for. P: IFF inoperative. S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode. P: Suspected crack in windshield. S: Suspect you are right. P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious. P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed.