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by zaphod » 2013-06-17 09:55:22 #8199

Thank you James for connecting on Skype. I am not always set up so it took time to get organized. For me it is always a revelation where technology brought us. I was born and lived nearly up to age 10 in a dirt floor cabin and did not know electrcity till I was 14 and now I communicate with others through the cloud. Amazing!; BTW. If a lawyer gets disbarred and a clergyman defrocked (it could also be de-flocked, could we also say that an electrician gets delighted, a musician denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed ad drycleaners depressed?

by harleyman » 2013-06-17 11:12:26 #8200

I should say so !! Nicely done. tongue

by harleyman » 2013-06-17 14:05:18 #8201

@zaphod, I am curious as to why cards are counted when you do not move them. In otherwords, if a card is in the playing field face down it should not be counted just because you flip it to see if it plays.Only cards physically moved should be counted. Do you agree?

by zaphod » 2013-06-17 16:07:56 #8202

Good to talk to you good buddy. Skype io good as I can see your face. Regarding cards counting. It was always like that and that seem to be the international way. When you flip a card to face up it is one count., move it is count two. Have a good day and don't get bored!

by harleyman » 2013-06-17 16:10:10 #8203

Thanks. I looked up Ladysmith,BC. How far away are you?

by harleyman » 2013-06-17 16:10:54 #8204

@zaphod, email that info.

by zaphod » 2013-06-17 16:55:04 #8205

A little guy walks into a crowded bar and shouts out : "WHO OWNS THE GREAT BIG GERMAN SHEPHERD OUTSIDE?". A big truck driver stands up and says" "I do. Do you want to make something of it?" "Yes," says the little man," my french poodle just killed him!" "You crazy?" say the truck driver, "How could a little poodle kill such a big dog?" " He got stuck in his throat!!" says the little guy.

by harleyman » 2013-06-18 17:09:35 #8206

Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they are suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer? "Yes, Bubba, sure is true,responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suing them fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their hearts with all them burgers and fries, is that true mister lawyer?" "Sure is Bubba. But why you asking?" "Cause what I want to know is, I was thinking can I sue Budweiser for all them ugly women I have slept with?" Now that was a very good one @zaphod. tongue

by zaphod » 2013-06-18 08:09:44 #8207

I keep changing the topics in the hope that there is somebody out there who has a trove of similars to add; Re politicians; Definitions: A politician does not think it is necessary to understand a problem in order to argue about it. Also: Politicians have a special talent for producing ambiguity in rich superfluity!.

by harleyman » 2013-06-18 08:29:11 #8208

That was very syntactic. tongue

by harleyman » 2013-06-18 08:34:10 #8209

Cannot find that last move tonguetonguetongue

by zaphod » 2013-06-18 11:16:42 #8210

So what is new? I am still 3 moves short. I was busy. Today was my day to visit shut in elderly. I shall now try to catch up to you

by harleyman » 2013-06-18 12:06:10 #8211

Well, my friend, you can try and catch me, and you most likely will at the rate I am playing. I forgot how I got to 121. sadsad

by harleyman » 2013-06-18 15:54:34 #8212

It is 10:53 PM, time to call it a night. I will again have to live with the move of 121. BOO HOO!! tongue

by King of Hearts » 2013-06-19 07:56:29 #8213

A 95-year-old man and a 90-year-old woman were dating. The man proposed to the woman and she accepted. A week later, he emailed her:

by harleyman » 2013-06-19 08:28:01 #8214

Now see, this would have been a good one to post on the player page. Oh how I miss you and I bantering back and forth. tongue

by harleyman » 2013-06-19 08:46:25 #8215

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.tongue

by harleyman » 2013-06-19 08:48:07 #8216

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not sure about the former. tongue

by harleyman » 2013-06-19 08:50:19 #8217

Contrary to popular belief, "Damn It" is not the last name of God. tongue

by harleyman » 2013-06-19 08:51:20 #8218

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? tongue