The best part of waking up IS NOT Folgers in your cup. It is knowing that Chuck Norris did not kill you in your sleep. 
There used to be a street named Chuck Norris but they had to change it cause nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
So where is the last move?
I have not found it yet. 
@harleyman: We need a GPS to find where it is hiding
Love it!
I liked the one about the rush hour. Do you know that they have A whole book dedicated to Chuck Norris jokes. No one dares to pick it up... But no for real. They do. One joke right after another. The reason that no one dare pick it up , is because of the punch line.
Still have not found last move. It is frustrating!!
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh! We will never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college, and I majored in theater arts.He communicates really well, and I just act like I am listening."
Alright, I give up, what is the last move?
I am still about 5 moves away. If I get closer I let you know
@zaphod, I am at 120 and cannot seem to find the magic for 119, and I think when @Layla plays, it will be 118 or 116.
What kind of pillar cannot hold up a building? A caterpillar.
What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common? They both need three tugs to get into their slips.
Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin? They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.
What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? About three pounds, including the urn.
A man goes to his doctor after losing a lot of weight. "I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and stayed that long. Is there anything you can give me?" "Hmm, short of plastic surgery, there is only one alternative. Please take off your clothes." The man strips down. The doctor pulls all his skin upwards and ties it in a ball above his head. "But doctor -- now my navel is in the middle of my forehead!" "True," replies the doctor, "and you should see what you have for a collar and tie."
Yo Mama is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she dances, the band skips.
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman pinscher.
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