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by zaphod » 2014-02-02 11:02:40 #9219

We Sacrifice our health in order to make money. Then we sacrifce our money in order to recuperate our health. The we are so anxious about the future that we don't enjoy the present, and as a result we don't live in the present or the future. And we live as if we're never going to die, and then we die never having really lived.

by harleyman » 2014-02-02 11:13:07 #9220

That is a dying declaration if ever I heard one @zaphod....

by harleyman » 2014-02-02 11:35:57 #9221

@zaphod, I sent you an e-mail about the game today...

by King of Hearts » 2014-02-02 11:47:47 #9222

The dying declaration is like saying, " Have a nice death." The living will would state , " Have a nice life."

by harleyman » 2014-02-02 12:02:05 #9223

Like saying eat s--- and die Robin,,,tongue

by harleyman » 2014-02-02 14:07:35 #9224

My wife said: "Can my mother come down for the weekend?" So I said "Why?" and she said "Well, she has been up on the roof two weeks already".

by harleyman » 2014-02-02 14:09:25 #9225

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilots ribs and demanded "Take me to the canaries".

by harleyman » 2014-02-02 14:11:00 #9226

My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.

by harleyman » 2014-02-02 14:11:30 #9227

Personally, I dont think there is intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

by harleyman » 2014-02-02 14:12:46 #9228

How can we expect a politician to believe in the wisdom of the people when he knows it was the people who voted him in?

by harleyman » 2014-02-02 14:14:16 #9229

I am not saying my wife is a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer

by claudine » 2014-02-02 18:01:53 #9230

If I were your wife,you might just starve.

by harleyman » 2014-02-02 16:50:00 #9231

@claudine, it is a joke, besides, I am not married...

by zaphod » 2014-02-02 17:55:31 #9232

Answer to KoH: We are not human beings with a spiritual experience, WE are spiritual beings with a human experience! (Pity is that the human experience is often quite ugly!)

by harleyman » 2014-02-03 07:28:36 #9233

Very well said @zaphod...

by King of Hearts » 2014-02-03 09:38:15 #9234

by claudine » 2014-02-03 09:41:37 #9235

harleyman,don't be so touchy.

by King of Hearts » 2014-02-03 09:42:17 #9236

Ooops, hit something. Sometimes saying nothing is better than saying anything at all. Zaphod, that is quite true, but it s God who gives beauty for ashes and a garment of praise for a spirit of heaviness.

by harleyman » 2014-02-03 09:44:36 #9237

@claudine, I was not being touchy, I was trying again to be funny...

by harleyman » 2014-02-03 09:45:22 #9238

I like that phrase Robin...