@harleyman: If you would read my jokes while lying down, you would not break your tailbone Joke number 2117. LOL (Laughs!)
Hey @zaphod, @claudine is looking for you...
Hello @claudine: Thank you for looking for me. I suppose it was on Chat. I am staying away from there but remain on Forum and shall post mostly here. ((((((((claudine)))))
@zaphod, I posted to @claudine on chat that you were here...
harleyman,I think you and zaphod,are one and the same.
Thank you @claudine for compliment. It is a honour to be considered to be @harleyman.We are not the same person but very similar, like Abbot and Costello. Except I am the straight person and he is the Joker. The only pity is the distance. He lives in Oregon and I in BC (temporarily) as my true home is Vienna Austria. Now, this is my take. James (@harleman) may not be as honoured to be considered to be @zaphod, as he is # 4 in ranking and I struggle to reach even 100. It is still nice of you to consider us to be even if not the same at least close to each other
A beautiful, sexy, good looking lady was sitting next to a guy in a plane...... The lady said to him "Can you help me remove something from my breast please?" The exciting young man replied, "Wow! It will be my pleasure....... So what is it?" "Your Eyes, idiot!"
Oh contrar @claudine, @zaphod and I are not one and the same ! I am better looking !
HaHAHAHAHA
@claudine. He may believe he is better looking but he never looked into a mirror. This reminds me of the story of the two chimney sweep who fell down the chimney. It is supposed that the first one who went down might have swept off all the soot and then the one following might therefore be clean. The question now is which one will take a bath? If you are intereted I can tell you the next part of the story
I am interested.
OK. On the surface it appears that the dirty one will take a bath and clean one does not have to. But on second thought the dirty one sees a clean one and assumes that he does not need a bath, and the clean one sees the dirty one, assumes he is also dirty as both fell through the chimney and he takes a bath. (There are of course variations about which one will or will not take a bath, among them the dirty is so used to be dirty that he never takes a bath and the clean takes a bath regardless if he is clean or dirty
After twisting the story all kinds of way by postulating and debating which one will or will not take a bath, there is a surprising way to finish the story by declaring that it is impossible for two people to pass through a chimney and one of them would remain clean.
@harleyman saying that he is better looking than I and I saying that if he says so, he never looked into a mirror, reminded me of the story of the two chimney sweep!
Lo and behold, @zaphod has spoken. It is settled then, both need a bath because of the nature of their occupation !
@harleyman: Does it also mean that we are both good looking. But then @claudine really will not be able to keep as apart!
But of course @zaphod...
But I only have a goatee which is white, and you, I believe have a full beard.
I did have only a goatee, now I am working on a full beard...
If I also grow a full beard will I be able to improve my standing on SC? Samson;s strength was in his hair!
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