Real cute Robin, (as you slip into slumber)...

Loved the shotgun one LOL!!!!

A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster. The interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking and stammering. The interviewer said, "Although you have a lot of the qualities we're looking for, the fact that you keep winking and stammering disqualifies you." "Oh, that's no problem," said the man. "If I take a couple of aspirin I stop winking and stammering for an hour." "Show me," said the interviewer. So the man reached into his pocket. Embarrassingly he pulled out loads of condoms of every variety - ribbed, flavoured, colored and everything before he found the packet of aspirin. He took the aspirin and soon talked perfectly and stopped winking. The interviewer said, "That's amazing, but I don't think we could employ someone who'd be womanizing all over the country." "Excuse me!" exclaimed the man, "I'm a happily married man, not a womanizer!" "Well how do you explain all the condoms, then?" asked the interviewer. The man replied, "Have you ever gone into a pharmacy, stammering and winking, and asked for a packet of aspirin?"

How many pharmacists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he has to do it ten days, three times a day.

A man goes into a pharmacy complaining that he is terribly constipated and can not bear the discomfort much longer. . The pharmacist questions him if he intends to go straight home, how will he get home, if he is walking or take some transportation. how far would he live and how much time it would take him to get home, and if he has to use an elevator, if his front door is complicated to open and how far would the toilet be from the front door. The man answers all the questions. After all questions are answered the pharmacist measures out a certain amount of a liquid and says to the man: "Swallow this liquid and go straight home as you said". The man leaves but returns next day and says to the pharmacist: "You ought to have become an engineer. I missed it only by three feet"

An airplane encountered some turbulence, it started juddering and rocking noticeably from side to side. The flight crew wheeled out the drinks cart to keep the passengers calm. The attendant asked a business man

Timing is everthing...

Yes James: Even what is dished us out we have to take at least for 10 days three times a day.

Lucky for me that I only take my meds once a day...

Are suds part of the regimen?

Unfortunately, I do not drink alcohol...sometimes I wished I did...

It is not unfortunate, but likely most salubrious. The same is here. We are now old but have not had any alcohol in the house since1961 and that is not a joke!

Man, that is a l o n g t i m e

As I said, it is not and neither was it ever a joke or easy, but seemingly health is more important than pleasure.

I apologize for my recent entries. This is supposed to be a humour related and thus fun thread and not a health related one which is a constant struggle and thus little fun.

Its alright @zaphod, you still manage to bring humor...

Thank you James for your encouragements. You are right one is never too old to make new discoveries. For instance I suddenly discovered that railings on stairs are not only for decoration. They are most useful to hold onto them and to steady oneself when mounting or descending the stairs. Unfortunately I also discovered that somehow somebody must have moved the postal boxes as now it takes me twice as long to go and pick up the mail. I am not going to bore you with my other discoveries but I suddenly realized that they put the church on a hill as I never before got as winded as now going there

You do not bore me @zaphod...

Thank you James,but you failed to comment on my "discoveries" !

I have never viewed stair railings as ornamental, they are intended for assistance to go up and down. As for the mailboxes, in gated communities that is commonplace, and as for the church, that does not figure other than it must of been a good price for the land...