How do Biblical scholars know that King David rode a motorcycle? Because in the Bible, it says that Davids Triumph could be heard throughout the land...

What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and an old dog? The dog can get in the back of the pickup by itself.

A variation on a joke previously posted: Lady client says to a lawyer on the telephone:" I want a divorce!" Lawyer; "This is pretty sudden! Do you have grounds?" Client: "Certainly do. I have an apartment in the city and a summer house on the beach!" Lawyer:" What I mean, do you have a grudge?" Lady: "There is adequate covered parking in the basement!" Lawyer: "That is not what I mean does your husband beat you up on something?" Lady:" Oh no! I am first one up every morning!" Lawyer:" For heavens sake, madam, can you just tell me why you would want a divorce?" Lady: " Of course I have a good reason. It is because I cannot carry on a sensible conversation with that man!"

Stranded On An Island: A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "Its not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "Its not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "Its not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it been since you have had a cigarette?" "Ten years!" he says. She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!" Then she asks, "How long has it been since you have had a drink of whiskey?" He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that is fantastic!" Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you have had some REAL fun?" And the man replies, "My God! Dont tell me you have got a motorcycle in there!"

Only a true biker knows that some fun is better than other

Actually @zaphod, some fun is better than none!!

Talking of fun. I am 3 moves away. I came so far as I changed where I put the red 10's, but cannot go lower

@zaphod, how did you get to 121? Tell me, please tell me. Oh, this outta be good !

Never mind, I am at 121.

Congrats @harleyman I knew you will make it. Bikers like you know how to navigate the road without spilling. Now what about the last 3 moves??

Go to your email.

Responded by email. I am 1 move away!!!!

I see that, congrats !

"What is the problem, officer?" the yuppie replied. "You just ran a stop sign." the officer said. "Oh come on, pal, there was not a single car anywhere in sight." "Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop, look both ways, and only then proceed with caution." "You have got to be kidding me!" the yuppie said. "It is no joke sir." the officer said flatly, pulling out his citation book and preparing to write a ticket. "Look I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one, and proceeded with caution." The officer sighed and slowly shook his head. "That is beside the point sir, you are supposed to come to a complete stop and you did not. Now if I may see your license and..." the officer began. "You sure do have a lot of time on your hands pal. What is the matter, all the doughnut shops closed this early?" the yuppie asked sneering. "SIR!" The officer sighed. "I will over look that last comment now let me see your license and registration immediately!" "I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down, and coming to a complete stop." the yuppie said, folding his arms across his chest. A smile appeared on the officer's face. "Sir, I can do better than that." The police officer quickly jerked the rude yuppie off his Harley, and proceeded to methodically beat him over the head with his nightstick. "Now sir, would you like for me to slow down or come to a complete stop?"

Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with the pope at the Vatican. After receiving the papal blessing, the Nescafe official whispers, "Your Eminence, we have an offer for you. Nescafe is prepared to donate $100 million to the church if you change the Lord& s Prayer from give us this day our daily bread; to ;give us this day our daily coffee." The pope responds, "That is impossible. The prayer is the word of the Lord. It must not be changed." "Well," says the Nescafe man, "we anticipated your reluctance. For this reason we will increase our offer to $300 million." "My son, it is impossible. For the prayer is the word of the Lord, and it must not be changed." The Nescafe guy says, "Your Holiness, we at Nescafe respect your adherence to the faith, but we do have one final offer...We will donate $500 million - that's half a billion dollars - to the great Catholic Church if you would only change the Lords Prayer from ;give us this day our daily bread; to;give us this day our daily coffee. Please consider it." And he leaves. The next day the Pope convenes the College of Cardinals. "There is some good news," he announces, "and some bad news. The good news is that the Church will come into $500 million." "And the bad news, your Holiness?" asks a Cardinal. "We are losing the Wonder bread account!"

Thank you @donnamusica for the joke. Hope you will add more and that you will enjoy the pleasure of adding a new dimension to the usual daily chat (bread? coffee?). I hope also that by you adding some jokes you will not lose the daily chat account.

Donna, that was pretty good. Keep them coming, we enjoy good jokes.

Hello @dphifer. Good to see you posting again. I admire your low score today. I am a bit busy but will try to close in later today. Meanwhile enjoy the jokes. Even Donna is posting now!!

To add to the policeman jokes. Police office interviewing a driver to write up an accident report and asks the driver: "Please explain just how the accident happened?" The driver answers: " My wife fell asleep in the backseat."

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he said,'What a beautiful baby.' The mother said, 'Why,Thank you, Johnnie.' Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet, beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see all right?' 'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 Vision.' 'That's great', said Little Johnnie, 'coz he'd be in trouble if he needed glasses.'