Sorry to hear that @zaphod, yes it seems nobody is leaving anything anymore. Rachel form Alaska does not post comments either. My nephew downloaded Windows 8 on my laptop, that took a week because my laptop is a Hewlett Packard and being proprietory,he had a hard time getting it to take, and because of all this, I was not able to access my hotmail to even drop you a message...be better my friend...regards J.

Hi guys, sorry for not being involved with this thread. I am super busy. I just can not take the time now. You both get a medal for your humor AND you amazing brilliance! My hat is off to you!!

Thank you Rachel, it means alot to receive a kind word...

Thank you Rachel. If you being busy is good and profitable we are gratified. We would feel sorry if you are just overwhelmed with obligations. As to our sense of humour. Lately I feel more like a deflated balloon. All the best to you

Thanks for the jokes James and Zaphod. When I first looked on here I read page 31, which was your latest and have kept up-to-date from there onwards. I also started at the beginning and have gradually read pages 1-16 on various visits. Just pages 17-30 to go, so please keep posting them

Thanks to you @veronicarose, again the moral support is great...

A man and his son were walking down the street. The boy saw a dog walking and sniffing at the ground. What makes the dog sniff at the ground dad? That is INSTINCT son. A bit later his dad saw a dog sniffing another dog. Do you know why he is doing that son? I do dad, like you said before that is END-STINK.

Thank you for asking for more jokes. It lifted up my spirits. If you notice I also enquired about any interest to have multicultural communications. Here is one point to stress the neccessity to understand languages: A cowboy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks for a shot. Across the bar, a Mexican man is sitting and glaring at the cowboy. The cowboy takes the shot and slams the shot glass down on the counter, yelling, "TGIF!" The Mexican orders a shot, takes it, and slams his glass down, yelling, "SPIT!" The cowboy looks over at him and notices the Mexican guy is still staring at him. The cowboy once again orders a shot, slams it down, and yells again "TGIF!" Once again, the Mexican orders a shot, slams it down after consuming it, and yells out, "SPIT!" This goes on for a while, and the bartender stands puzzled and annoyed. Finally, the bartender asks the cowboy, "Just checking, but do you know what TGIF means?" and the cowboy replies, "Hell ya I know what it means, 'Thank God It's Friday!'" The bartender asks the Mexican guy, "Okay, so what does 'SPIT' mean?" and the Mexican replies, "Stupid Pendejo It's Thursday

Thank you for asking for more jokes. It lifted up my spirits. If you notice I also enquired about any interest to have multicultural communications. Here is one point to stress the neccessity to understand languages: A cowboy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks for a shot. Across the bar, a Mexican man is sitting and glaring at the cowboy. The cowboy takes the shot and slams the shot glass down on the counter, yelling, "TGIF!" The Mexican orders a shot, takes it, and slams his glass down, yelling, "SPIT!" The cowboy looks over at him and notices the Mexican guy is still staring at him. The cowboy once again orders a shot, slams it down, and yells again "TGIF!" Once again, the Mexican orders a shot, slams it down after consuming it, and yells out, "SPIT!" This goes on for a while, and the bartender stands puzzled and annoyed. Finally, the bartender asks the cowboy, "Just checking, but do you know what TGIF means?" and the cowboy replies, "Hell ya I know what it means,-Thank God It is Friday! " The bartender asks the Mexican guy, "Okay, so what does SPIT mean?" and the Mexican replies, "Stupid Pendejo It is Thursday

James and Zaphod, I have been particularly busy as of late, especially with helping my sister-in-law to get her restaurant up and running. I have been so tired, I don't think I am giving out clues that well. I don't get that much interaction anyhow except from you two and occasionally Susan. And thanks from Veronicarose. You guys are very nice and cordial. One in awhile James will provoke me to think about something he typed. I might add IamMissing will interact some. Any how ... life goes on... I try to make the best of it all.

Thank you KoH. I know how faithful you are and thus understand that if you are not posting you are exceptionally busy

A turkey crosses the road because he is no chicken

It is my job to provoke you Robin, that is how we get a banter started back and forth, your play on words is unique...

Why did the turkey cross the road ? To get to the other side.. ? Wrong. To get away from the pilgrim because he was not a chicken.

Thank you Robin. I agree with James that your play on words and understanding of the different meanings of words are unique and admirable. I

Not only that @zaphod, Robin has a knack for finding low moves...

At a party of professionals, a Doctor was having difficulty socializing. Everyone wanted to describe their symptoms, and get an opinion about diagnosis. The Doctor turned to a Lawyer acquaintance, and asked, "How do you handle people who want advice outside of the office?" "Simple," answered the Lawyer, "I send them a bill. That stops it." The next day, the Doctor, still feeling a bit reserved about what he had just finished doing, opened his mailbox to send the bills; there sat a bill from the Lawyer.

A woman said to her husband pointing to the couple next door: " Look how romantic they are. The husband kisses her when he leaves and when he comes and often in between, why can't you to that?" And the husband replies: " I would love to do it, but I don't know her well enough for that!"

HA HA @zaphod, funny...

The lawyer joke James posted reminded me of this allegedly true story: "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."