There is an attempt to remove all "Wongs" from then telephone directory in Hong-Kong because too many people have been winging the Wong number.

Oh @zaphod, that is a good funny one!

@zaphod, have you read your email?

Thank you for the note. I am about to respond to it, but first I would like to break the 140

Doctor Jones fell in the well, he did it with a moan. He ought to have tended to the sick and left the well alone! 136 but dont know as yet how?

James, try not covering 6S but put it on a red7 when it comes up. The rest is easy. Start with KC then KD, KS and KH last.

I tried several times and it does not matter which black king, I still come up with 136. I will keep trying (naturally) to find that path to 133.

@zaphod, hopefully you read this. Put 4C on 5H, 7H on 8C, 6S on 7H, 9S on 10H, 10C on JH, 9H on 10C, 8C on 9H, play up the 3D and the rest will fall into place. #2676

Thank you James. I did all that all the time except putting the 9S on the 10H. BTW. I always had the 10D up rather than 10H but it still worked. I am now on 133 Thank you

Today the game worked similar to what happened when in an elevator the number 8 button did not work. The sign affixed said" "Number eight button does not work. Push 5 and 3"!

@zaphod, that was charming!! Congrats friend!!

Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side. So ... the one flies over and the other one swims through-which one gets to the worm first? The one who swam, of course, because "Da oily boid gets da woim.

There was a man who entered a local papers pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Were over the hill but dont feel sad this side of the hill aint all that bad. So give us "five" and then a smile to us who have been here for a while. With by-pass pain and mended hip and plumbing fixtures prone to drip; we all may seem a sorry lot, but we rejoice for what we have got. We have each day and what it brings and on our pensions live like kings. For the press that accuses what we take to coin a phrase, "Let them eat cake." We have paid our share for unused knowledge as the kids are now all done with college. We complain to them about our health as they worry about our dwindling wealth. And though our wardrobes may be plain we will suffer no more labor or pain. Now its with cane we do our strut and if we cant drive - we still can putt. We are mean and tough, meet all demands, Why, M&Ms melt in our hands. Yes, we are still here, and it does delight us that you join our fight against arthritis. But we ask you make a pledge today that you will be careful what you say. We have to spread "Over the Hill" fear or we will have those young folks over here.

So another stinker of a game! Cannot find the last 2 moves and I am getting discouraged!

128 and counting

Cannot find the last move

WTG @zaphod !

Well, you guys are on high alert with these pun jokes. I think I like them the best.

I asked Misslanny for a dance, She said I didn't have a chance. I told her all I wanted to do was to advance, She then would not even give me a glance. So I took two steps forward and two steps backwards, I told her it was in the cards. So I swept her off her feet, I did an amazing feat.