I solved the game, And discovered I was not too lame. She gave me a smile , That I will remember for awhile. I told her I would look forward to next time, And maybe give her a spin on a dime

Robin, could you give me a rundown of the game yesterday? It would be greatly appreciated...

Your little ditty is funny...

Why sure. I didn't quite understand what you were asking. I will have to review the game. I'm sorry but not tonight. But I will get back to you on that. I thought you had solved that game. I think I remember asking you what card did you end not moving, unless that is another game. But I will revisit it.

Ok.. I see.. that was the other game. The one you want is the dreaded medium game. From, memory, I tried to make it where you had to move the least amount of cards to get spades to play up and so the 9s plays up. Ok .. here is another clue, but already mentioned, 4D plays over . I was bringing it down which created a block. 5D plays up. I will look into it further tomorrow. Good night...

Thanks Robin, I was 2 moves off in Game # 2677...

Ok James.. I revisted game 2677 Here are some key moves but not all moves. 7S to 8D. Make sure you use 8S first. Opportunity will come. I used 10 first. Bring down 7H. KD will some down. 5C to 6D. Don't bring dowN 6H. That will [play ] over. Don't bring down 4D either. That plays over at end. After 1st flip. Bring down KH, 9H ; 3S plays up, move 7D which has 6S on top to 8C After 2nd flip 5S plays over. I think JH comes down so you can move 10C, 6D to 7C, 7D to 8C; move 7S, and 8S up. 9S,8H,3D straight up I hope this helps you,

Robin asked for puns. Here are a few to titillate his fancy: The kings son is an heir apparent; a monkeys mother is a hairy parent; a bald man has no hair apparent and an orphan has nary a parent

They'll tickle his fancy for sure...@harleyman

Zaphod's simile was apparently a pun. It twas very punny , that is to say, pun in ten did.

Robin, nice play on words...

@zaphod, how are you friend? Two days you have not been on SC, hope all is fine!

After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned. There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, "I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonights concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star." Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from thoughout the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, "Well, you still have your car. I have to put my kid through college somehow, dont I?"

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: "Whats your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "Thats a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."

Hello @King of Hearts: Before I got sick I intended to post ten puns but I only posted fewer. I was still hoping to make you laugh. You must have guessed what I intended as you wrote: "NO PUN IN TEN DID". Thank you for keeping an "oh pun" mind.

AH @Zaphod,, very good. Sorry to hear you were not feeling well. Hope you are feeling much better.

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he does not serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he does not serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she does not serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"Thats not a TV -- its a microwave!"

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. Im a 6ft tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6 ft 2", weighs 225, and he is a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6ft 5" pushing 300 and he is a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if Im gonna have to explain it five times."

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The trucks driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what is so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, "When you were not looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - its blondes like that that give us a bad name!" To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I would go out there and drown her."