Game #2659 134 got that star. Do not move the 5H onto the 6S, there is room for kings. I played the 9D on the 10S, do not bring down the 8S, it plays over. Move the 7H onto the 8C. Do not bring down JD, it plays over

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The plaque was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside him and said quietly, "Good morning, Alex." "Good morning, Pastor," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque. "Pastor McGhee, what is this?" Alex asked. "Well, son, it is a memorial to all the men and women who have died in the service." Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque. Little Alexs voice was barely audible when he finally managed to ask, "Which one, the 9:00 or 10:30 service?

This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes. When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way. The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot. The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wifes dentures... and I could not stop talking!

Game #2660 133, cannot find the right path to 125.

At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how about a goodnight kiss?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who is gonna see us at this hour?" "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" "Oh come on, there is nobody around, they are all sleeping!" "No way. It is just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I like you so much!!" "No, no, and no. I like you too, but I just cannot!" "Oh yes you can. Please?" "NO, no. I just cannot." "Pleeeeease?..." Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girls sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice the sister says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he will come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!"

Cannot figure the last 2 moves.

All of a sudden the chat board became a ghost town! Even @zaphod is quiet.

Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought tickets and watched as the three engineers bought only one ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked an accountant. "Watch and you;ll see", answered an engineer. They all boarded the train. The accountants took their respective seats, but the three engineers all crammed into a rest room and closed the door behind them. Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around collecting tickets. He knocked on the restroom door and said, "Ticket, please". The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The conductor took it and moved on. The accountants saw this and agreed it was a quite clever idea. So, after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that). When they got to the station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers didn;t buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to ride without a ticket"? said one perplexed accountant. "Watch and you;ll see", answered an engineer. When they boarded the train, the three accountants crammed into a restroom and the three engineers crammed into another one nearby. The train departed. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers left his restroom and walked over to the restroom where the accountants were hiding. He knocked on the door and said, "Ticket, please."

HA HA @zaphod !

Relaxing one evening after work the doorbell rang unexpectedly. He answered the door and found a salesman standing on his porch with a strange object. "What is that?" asked he. "It;s a thermos," the salesman replied. "What does it do?" asked he again. "This baby," the salesman said, "keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." After some deliberation he bought one, deciding it would really help his lunch situation. The next day he arrived at the plant where he works. Sure enough, all the other employees were curious about his new object. "What is it?" they asked. "It;s a thermos," he replied. "What does it do?" they asked. "Well," says he in a bragging manner, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." "What do ya got in it?" To which he responds, "Three cups of coffee and a popsicle."

That was funny

HAHA again @zaphod! You making heads or tails on the game today?

Following the explanations of Denise of EMMs clues I made 147 while she is on 146

Mexican weather report: Chili today and hot tamale!

@zaphod, so how did you find a red 6 and black 3? I am still at 153

Dont know but will get back to you later once I repeated what I did.

The 3S comes up as I cover the 10S only after the flip. Both red sixes come up naturally the way I play it. As I said I follow the clues given by EMM and as clarified by Denise. I did once 147 but when I try to repeat it I get 150! Figure out?

the black 3 is under the 7H

Not only the moves, but no speed for me in this one!!

This game has caused me to go from 10 to 13 in the rankings!! I cannot even tell a joke, it is not in me,