Hi everyone. Thanks for the James, Rich

Q first, I believe after several disasters.

Stupendous.  Every time I come up with a brilliant move, it adds 5 moves to my score.  

Maurice Chevalier: "Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative."

The alternative to adulting which I had heard a while ago was NOT being here. I'll taking adulting.

Or perhaps you were meaning to consider the alternative to adulting.  Peter Pan syndrome?

Oh yes Rich, I have and I like the parrots better.  They curse like pirates and no one says they are guilty of profanity.

But consider the alternative.

Having parrots is great.  Like, but unlike children.  The best part is that I can lock them in their cages and go out and no one calls Department of Child and Family Services on me.  And at night, I can do it for 12 long, delicious hours.  G'night all.

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.