Enraged, she shuffled the buildings and started to play solitaire, leaving the jokers in a pile to the side.
The laughing continued, "You can't shut us up! you've still got salad hanging from your chin and a dirty sock stuck to your butt".
Before the jokers knew what was happening she finished the salad and placed the dirty sock right on top of them.
The discarded sock began to wriggle and out popped a bug, who sat down beside her, but not like the spider...
...that scared Miss Muffet, this guy looked and sounded like Tiny Tim, with big hairy legs and that REALLY scared her!
Then, seemingly from nowhere, a cat in a swimsuit and swimming cap pounced on the hairy legged bug ...
"Help! Help! Ouch! Ouch! I might have hairy leegs but I'm a harmless leettle fuzz bug!" he cried in a heavy French accent
I was leeving in the beard of a man who fell over the side of a boat a while ago and I fell into the dirty sock he was reaching for as he disappeared into the abyss.
that's not a problem said Minnie Pearl, the cat, as she spit him out into the rolling water and with that Minnie Pearl, went to look for her long lost friend.
"You are so mean for being so cute, while I, on the other hand, am so nice for being so ugly! PLEASE SOMEBODEE SAVE ME!"
Oh All right! said Minnie Pearl (a champion swimmer) as she jumped into the water but I thought you said you were going overboard anyway.
Thank you, I owe you my life! Never before have I faced death so many times in so short a period! I am a very important bug, AL is looking for me!
In the distance Joanne could see a building still standing so she, the bug, and Minnie Pearl began skipping toward it while singing, "We're off to see the weezard ...
The vonderful weezard of solitaire craving.
When they had finally calmed themselves, they began to dream, each of the one thing their hearts desired most, the one thing they would ask the weezard for.
Minnie Pearl wished to be turned into a hairless sphinx cat - she hated licking her fur dry after being in the water.
Zeee bug wished he didn't have an alto voice like Tiny Tim and could sing like Nate King Cole and Joanne wished with all her heart that.........
..someone could come up with a better line in order to continue the story.
Now that everyone expressed their exasperations (or wishes)...Joanne looked and saw the Weezard of Solitaire, Al, running down the yellow brick road on his purple scooter yelling "I have the answer! I have the answer!
"Great!", exclaimed Joanne, "Now what's the question?"
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